- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Whats white and sticky fluff

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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