- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

one day i went to bed

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Knock knock Who's there Police

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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