How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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