- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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