What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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