- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

acualy is dolan

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What's clear and wet? water

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.