A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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