What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Abortion

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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