What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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