- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Mark Wilson

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Samraj.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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