- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Knock knock. Racism.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Michael Castillo is gay

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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