A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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