A midget walks under a bar

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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