What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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