Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Your mom.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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