my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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