How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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