why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Your dads dead. lol

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

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