there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Gay Rights

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Once upon a cross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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