- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

I ponder

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

TELL