- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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