So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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