yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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kkk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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I am a nigger.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Are you a tree

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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