- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

I was born.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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