- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Knock Knock Go Away

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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