whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Jacob Edwards has friends

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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