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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Q. who's george porchy?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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