- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

why is my phone broken i dropped it

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

you first

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Colby Michael Schluter

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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