whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Grammer is very important

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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