- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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