What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Your mom is so fat...

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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