Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What's big and white?

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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A man buys a prius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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