- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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