- Anti Joke

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.