whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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