3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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A women in the kitchen.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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the asian kid gets an F

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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