Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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42, that is all

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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