- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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