Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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penis

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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