What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

whats 69+2? 71

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Roey Jegen

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Hi

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

s e m e n

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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