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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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