how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Black people stink of shite!

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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