- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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