How do you spell eight? 8

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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redtube

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Queens Park rangers

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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