- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

I told you it would happen

Knock knock What?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Membean

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

when debbie meets downer

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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