Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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yes... that's the joke

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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