A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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gay people

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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black people

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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