who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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good one jess !!

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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