Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

a man said hi.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

its all aodhan

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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