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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

so... how about that airplane food

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Anti Joke

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