What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

women's rights

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

i dont like attention whores lol

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

The Detroit Lions

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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