Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Cripples are lame.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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A man sat on a chair

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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