- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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