About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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This is not a joke or is it

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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