- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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