I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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