What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Adele walks into the stables

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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i have to pee out my ass.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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this is not a joke. jks

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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