- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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