What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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