Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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