- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

bees knees

A man walks into a bar Ouch

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Hi what I lug you

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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