Some people like melon and others like soup.

Women's rights.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Nock Nock It's open.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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