Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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The Barackness Monster

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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