- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Why did it die Nothing died

My parents have an open marriage.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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