- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Religion.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

roses are red. violets are violet...

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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