How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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hot diggity dog

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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