Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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