Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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