Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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religion

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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He walked in a bar

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Knock knock Come in

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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I was born.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Hey

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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