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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

My life :(

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

thomas!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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