- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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