- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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