- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Jacob Edwards has friends

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

The Christian Bible.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Because she has down's syndrome

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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