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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

I was born.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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