- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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