You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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PSN IS UP

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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