- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

raisin boogers

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did Delaware? A coat.

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