What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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charlie sheen losing

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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