- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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