A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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who ever is reading this....

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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acualy is dolan

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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