Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What can fly? Lots of things

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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a man said hi.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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