An Asian man fails a math test

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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