- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

u suck

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

long in the tooth!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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