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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.