why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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