- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Politics

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

hi bye

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Dylan is gay

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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