Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Anyone??????????/

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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