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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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