What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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420

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The Barackness Monster

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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nipple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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