- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What swims in the ocean? Fish

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Women's Rights.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

i have a christmas tree.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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