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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

I told you it would happen

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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