What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Women's rights

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

drugs.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Cows are land manatees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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