2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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women's rights

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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im a willy bum bum

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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