Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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