What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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You see how lame this is?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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