- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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