Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Trashcan!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Pull my finger ouch..

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Romans rights.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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