- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

u jelly?

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

men, men like men= men+bed

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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