How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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