- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Jesus was a good guy

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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