Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Justin Bieber

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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