- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What's funnier than 68 69

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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