- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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