- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

poop

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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